i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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