He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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