I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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