Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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