you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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