My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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