Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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