She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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