We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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