I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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