everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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