Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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