Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Randomize
