She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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