i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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