All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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