I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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