i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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