it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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