i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Never underestimate the power of titties
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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