This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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