I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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