Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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