i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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