kristin has been a bad kristin
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory