So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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