So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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