Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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