4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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