Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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