I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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