Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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