there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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