I wannas sexs uuuuu
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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