Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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