Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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