What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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