THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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