you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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