I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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