I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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