I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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