in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The uberlube is also flammable
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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