Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
