I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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