Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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