You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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