hell yes lets make some ravioli
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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