Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...