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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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• (559): View more from California

  So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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  That depends on who this is.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.

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• (518): View more from New York

  So do you know how we found out he was engaged?

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  An Amber Alert?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

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• (631): View more from New York

  I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night

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