We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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