I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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