I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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