Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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