its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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