Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
