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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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